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Elliot Rhodes >_ Kansas City, Missouri

Greetings, reader. My name is Elliot Rhodes. This is my unfiltered review log — board games and books, rated only once I've actually finished them, plus the occasional essay about whatever else is going on. More about me if you want it, or just grab the RSS feed and skip the small talk.

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Other Minds

Book review · Aug 19, 2026

Peter Godfrey-Smith's case for the octopus as the closest thing on Earth to an alien intelligence, held together more by curiosity than by a tight argument.

Recently posted

The Spreadsheet Maren Made Me Start Essay · Aug 17, 2026
Self Comes to Mind Book review · Aug 16, 2026
Why I Won't Round a 3 Up to a 4 Essay · Jul 31, 2026
Godtear Game review · Jul 28, 2026
Gloomhaven: Jaws of the Lion Game review · Jul 25, 2026

Game reviews

Cover art for Godtear
Played through · Jul 28, 2026 · 3/5 Godtear

A genuinely clever plot-and-clash skirmish system buried under the most expensive path to a complete game I've priced out this year.

Cover art for Gloomhaven: Jaws of the Lion
Played through · Jul 25, 2026 · 5/5 Gloomhaven: Jaws of the Lion

The correct entry point into this entire genre, a streamlined map-book campaign that teaches its own systems better than almost anything else on my shelf.

Cover art for Frosthaven
Played through · Jun 19, 2026 · 4/5 Frosthaven

A bigger, more polished Gloomhaven that solves most of the original's real problems and replaces them with a building-management layer that occasionally reads like a spreadsheet in a fantasy costume.

Cover art for Thunder Road: Vendetta
Played through · Apr 20, 2026 · 4/5 Thunder Road: Vendetta

Loud, dumb, gleefully random car-combat mayhem that knows exactly what it's for and never pretends to be anything more sophisticated.

Cover art for Magical Athlete
Played through · Apr 11, 2026 · 3/5 Magical Athlete

A roll-and-move race game held together entirely by the drafting phase and the collisions between broken character powers, and not much else.

Cover art for Brass: Birmingham
Played through · Apr 6, 2026 · 5/5 Brass: Birmingham

A brutally interlocking economic engine that earns its top-of-the-charts reputation, wrapped in art direction I still don't fully understand the acclaim for.

Cover art for Kemet: Blood and Sand
Played through · Feb 25, 2026 · 4/5 Kemet: Blood and Sand

A streamlined, better-looking remake of a genuinely great area control game, undercut a little by a rulebook that never quite gets out of its own way.

Cover art for Star Realms
Played through · Feb 4, 2026 · 4/5 Star Realms

A tiny, sharp, aggressive deckbuilder that plays in twenty minutes and somehow still burns players out after a few hundred rounds.

Cover art for The Castles of Burgundy: Special Edition
Played through · Jan 2, 2026 · 4/5 The Castles of Burgundy: Special Edition

The same tight, action-chaining point salad it's always been, dressed up in acrylic and 3D buildings that mostly justify the markup, mostly.

Cover art for Spirit Island
Played through · Nov 27, 2025 · 5/5 Spirit Island

The deepest cooperative game on my shelf, and one that earns every bit of its reputation for punishing analysis paralysis right alongside the invaders.

Book reviews

Cover of Other Minds
Read · Aug 19, 2026 · 4/5 Other Minds

Peter Godfrey-Smith's case for the octopus as the closest thing on Earth to an alien intelligence, held together more by curiosity than by a tight argument.

Cover of Self Comes to Mind
Read · Aug 16, 2026 · 3/5 Self Comes to Mind

Antonio Damasio's account of how a self assembles itself out of feeling before thought, dense enough that I'm certain I only came away with a third of it.

Cover of The Blade Itself
Read · Jun 5, 2026 · 4/5 The First Law

Abercrombie's grimy, funny, character-first fantasy debut, front-loaded with setup that pays off harder once the trilogy's back half starts collecting its debts.

Cover of Ready Player One
Read · Apr 28, 2026 · 3/5 Ready Player One

A treasure hunt built almost entirely out of eighties trivia, genuinely fun in short bursts and genuinely tiring across the full length of a novel.

Cover of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Read · Apr 15, 2026 · 5/5 Harry Potter

A reread of the series that put me in three different reader camps at once, and a stage-play coda that split the fandom harder than any of the actual novels did.

Cover of Thinking, Fast and Slow
Read · Jan 30, 2026 · 4/5 Thinking, Fast and Slow

Kahneman's map of the two systems running your brain, exhaustive almost to a fault, and genuinely hard to argue with once you've caught yourself making the mistakes it describes.

Cover of Foundation
Read · Jan 28, 2026 · 4/5 Foundation

Asimov's founding text of the genre, built almost entirely out of conversation and cold political calculation instead of action, which is exactly why it still holds up.

Cover of Ninefox Gambit
Read · Jan 22, 2026 · 4/5 Ninefox Gambit

A military sci-fi novel that throws you into a calendar-based magic system with zero glossary and dares you to keep up, which is either thrilling or exhausting depending entirely on your tolerance for confusion.

Cover of At Home in the Universe
Read · Dec 31, 2025 · 4/5 At Home in the Universe

Stuart Kauffman's argument that life might not be an improbable accident so much as something complexity itself tends toward, dense, occasionally self-indulgent, and hard to shake once you've read it.

Cover of The Dispossessed
Read · Nov 18, 2025 · 5/5 The Dispossessed

Le Guin's ambiguous utopia, a physicist shuttling between an anarchist moon and the world it fled, still the sharpest argument against easy answers I've read in the genre.

Essays

Aug 17, 2026 The Spreadsheet Maren Made Me Start

A routine examined: the actual columns in the log that turned a vague sense of what I'd read and played into something I can point to and defend.

Jul 31, 2026 Why I Won't Round a 3 Up to a 4

A strongly held opinion about rating discipline, and why I think most reviews online are secretly written to spare someone's feelings instead of tell the truth.

Jul 10, 2026 The House That Failed Its Own Open House

A story from the job, not the hobby: the worst inspection I've run in nine years, and the specific moment a seller's agent stopped smiling.

Jun 8, 2026 Dale's Foreman Voice Comes Out During Rules Disputes

Twenty years running a contracting crew leaves a specific tone of voice behind, and I've come to genuinely rely on it every time our Thursday table hits a genuine rules disagreement.

May 9, 2026 Teaching Priya's Nephew a Co-op Game That Almost Ended in Tears

A ten year old, a cooperative dungeon crawler, and a lesson in how badly I misjudge difficulty curves when I'm the one who's played the tutorial a dozen times already.

Mar 29, 2026 The Punch List I Run on Every Game Now

Nine years of writing up other people's houses trained a habit I didn't notice until Dale pointed out I was doing it to his board games too.

Feb 14, 2026 Six Years In, and I Still Keep the Receipts

A small, stubborn routine: why I've never once taken a free review copy, and the specific reason it matters more to me than it probably should.

Jan 13, 2026 What Hail Season Does to a Kansas City Roof, and My Schedule

Late spring in Missouri means storms on a schedule nobody controls, a phone that won't stop ringing, and a stretch of months where reading and gaming both get pushed to whatever's left of the evening.

Dec 26, 2025 The Five Stars I Took Back

A mistake, admitted honestly: a game I rated a 5 on the strength of one incredible night, and the harder conversation with myself once six more plays wore the shine off.

Nov 29, 2025 Why I Read the Rulebook Cover to Cover Before Anyone Touches a Component

A habit that annoys my own game group more than any other, and the specific job-trained reason I refuse to teach from a skim.